my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
ahhhh yes. the rare drill bbird. look at its beautiful plumage and its drillhead.
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.
there is no such thing as purple urine
i wanna find a way to pee purple now
woo it’s december
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
Seals are so fucking stupid and useless I want twelve hundred of them